As you do. With thanks to The Brussels Times for today’s Headline of the Day.
Category: Humour
Global toilet paper shortage looms as Suez Canal blockage continues
Today’s headline of the day goes to The Brussels Times.
Welsh goat population rockets after Covid cancels contraception drive
Congratulations to the goats of the Great Orme headland in Wales who have provided The Guardian with today’s headline of the day.
I was invited for a covid vaccine because the NHS thought I was 6cm tall
Congratulations to Liam Thorp of the Liverpool Echo for today’s headline of the day.
The Anarchist’s Dilemma
Horse in tunnel causes long tailbacks in Antwerp
As it would. Thanks to VRT for today’s headline of the day.
Wallaby on the run in Genk City Centre
Thanks to VRT for today’s headline of the day.
Police put benches off-limits due to hang-about seniors
Thanks to VRT News for today’s headline of the day. The spirirt of Monty Python lives on.
Antwerp Mayor caught without trousers in video interview
Thanks to The Brussels Times for today’s headline of the day, and reminder to always check your mirrors.
Guardians…
When I saw the headline Pence announces Space Force members will be called ‘guardians’, my first thought was to wonder whether the senior Guardian would be called Star Lord or whether he would be outranked by Thor.
It turns out that I wasn’t the first person to think of this.