Today’s headline of the day comes from The Bulletin and I, for one, welcome our very short overlords.
Category: Humour
‘Angry minion’ with no anus not related to humans after all, scientists conclude
Thanks to The Guardian for today’s headline of the day. There is nothing I can add.
The header image for this post is by Nobu Tamura and released under a Creative Commons Share alike licence.
German bomb squad called to forest for suspicious sex toy
The Brussels Times excels itself with today’s headline of the day.
Tournai police looking for owner of two camels and a dromedary
As you do. With thanks to The Brussels Times for today’s Headline of the Day.
Global toilet paper shortage looms as Suez Canal blockage continues
Today’s headline of the day goes to The Brussels Times.
Welsh goat population rockets after Covid cancels contraception drive
Congratulations to the goats of the Great Orme headland in Wales who have provided The Guardian with today’s headline of the day.
I was invited for a covid vaccine because the NHS thought I was 6cm tall
Congratulations to Liam Thorp of the Liverpool Echo for today’s headline of the day.
The Anarchist’s Dilemma
Horse in tunnel causes long tailbacks in Antwerp
As it would. Thanks to VRT for today’s headline of the day.
Wallaby on the run in Genk City Centre
Thanks to VRT for today’s headline of the day.