Best. Excuse. Ever.

After being being served with an official notice asking why he had only attended his office 16 days over eight months, Indian engineer, Rameschandra Fefar claimed:

I am Lord Vishnu’s 10th incarnation as Kalki.

I am doing penance at home by entering into the fifth dimension to change the global conscience.

“This work I cannot do in the office. Thus I don’t remain physically present in the office.

How would you prove that he isn’t?

(via One Foot Tsunami)