An observation

Dear programmer who was here before me,

You may be proud of the fact that you have managed to cram no less than eight unrelated bits of functionality into a single application, even if you did need to resort to an unreadably bizarre collection of flags and logical inanities to control the flow of your program.

However, when I look at the great steaming pile of spaghetti you have left behind, I find myself unable to avoid the conclusion that you are a moron.